Three Word Story
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Once upon atime a small goat walked along a very thin white slice of cheese playing a trombone with his feet while contemplating his overtly elongated leg, then suddenly, God fired a bolt of cheese flavoured wood chippings at a small, blue salad cream bottle made of battered poptarts and cream cheese sauce. It evolved into a egocentric juggling minstral with no left eyebrow, and three rather oddly shaped chedder cheese sandwiches.
Once, when the goat was pimping he caught a green spotted girraffe between his jaws. He then went horse riding through some green jelly which evolved into a catastrophic jumble made worse by the hoards of roaming mutant wildebeest that smelt of incubated pigeon feathers dipped in batter.
Suddenly a small overtly large caterpillar parachuted in vertically, bringing cheesy nibbles and gigantic smoothies in shoe shaped glasses which smelt of shephards pie wrapped in garlic and peppermint batter.
Once he landed on the wallaby he began to prepare cheese sandwiches to feed to highly educated llamas who then attacked the cockroach farm with giant magnetic strips of bubblegum cunningly disguised as furry blue chipmunks, a rock band and a dozen very excitable elves with pink shoes started a fight with spotted lemurs using flamingo grenades and over enthusiastic possessed tennis balls.
Some elephants precariously tied a parrot to a gorilla to retrieve its cheese and ham lost wooden leg; a small catfish entered a parallel parking spot with the intent to pillage and plunder the peanut population for the fifth time that year. George the turtle fired a rocket at a farmyard intentionally slaughtering 600 small pigmy goats in revenge for the marmite cheeseburger insulting his mothers extravegant chicken farm.
Suddenly an explosion rocketed a turtle into the orbit of haberdaberashari, a small marshmallow moon spraypainted bright pink to confuse the shaven green kittens who were plotting to kill eskimos, preventing them from entering the time machine and altering everything from catnip to confuse tiny elongated cheese farmers bent on world wide fishcake domination.
Aware of this, George the penguin set in motion to find shoes that fit his little pointy ears so that he could jump higher with his head, enabling him to enjoy frequent concussion and light headedness due to balloons and chocolate cake.
This blog entry was posted on Monday, March 6, 2006 @ 01:29 am and is filed under: Miscelleneous.